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WHO WE ARE

KRATOM, WITHOUT THE GAMES.

Vague labels and missing reports make buying kratom harder than it should be. We built Dandy around a simpler standard: labeled strengths, published potency reports you can open, and three formats to choose from. Check the numbers, then pick the format that fits.

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PUBLISHED POTENCY REPORTS · STRENGTHS ON THE LABEL · THREE FORMATS · MITRAGYNA SPECIOSA · CHECK THE NUMBERS · 30 DAYS TO REQUEST A FIRST ORDER REFUND · ROCKY APPROVED · ADULTS 21+ ONLY ·

WHY WE STARTED

THE MYSTERY BAG OR THE MIRACLE CURE. (WE CHOSE NEITHER).

Walk into an average smoke shop, stop at a highway gas station, or search online for kratom. You immediately run into the two prevailing traps.

On one side sits the offline mystery bag (gas stations and smoke shops): dusty foil pouches adorned with neon dragons, zero alkaloid specifications, and a faded QR code leading to a dead link. You have no way of knowing how much active botanical you are taking, whether it was harvested yesterday or three years ago, or what contaminants came along for the ride.

On the other side sits the online miracle cure (wellness snake oil): wellness brands using flowery spiritual jargon and overblown claims that no single plant could ever fulfill, paired with aggressive auto-ship subscriptions that refuse to let you cancel.

Neither approach is honest.

Kratom (Mitragyna speciosa) doesn't need folklore or exaggerated spin. It is a hearty evergreen tree native to Southeast Asia, belonging to the Rubiaceae family: the exact same botanical family as coffee. For centuries, farmers and laborers in Thailand and Indonesia have chewed and brewed the leaves for steady stamina through long workdays and peaceful unwinding in the evenings.

We founded Dandy so you could hand a package to a curious friend without needing an apology or a disclaimer.

  • Coffee-Family Relative
  • Harvested at Peak Maturity
  • Published Potency Reports
Botanical illustration of Mitragyna speciosa, a tree in the coffee family
Mitragyna speciosa Rubiaceae
ONE PLANT, THREE FORMATS

PICK THE WAY YOU WANT TO TAKE IT.

Different days call for different routines. Whether you want a sugar-dusted berry gummy at your desk, an odorless extract capsule in your gym bag, or traditional unadulterated leaf powder for custom brewing, every format is built to the exact same rigorous Dandy standard.

Dandy Mixed Berry Gummies, 30-count pouch
BESTSELLER · APPROACHABLE

MIXED BERRY GUMMIES

Label: 35 mg Mitragynine / Gummy

Small, dome-shaped pectin gummies generously dusted with sparkling granulated sugar crystals. We spent months perfecting a natural mixed berry flavor profile (blackberry, blackcurrant, elderberry) that covers the sharp bitterness of raw kratom leaf.

Ideal for
Creative desk sessions, social unwinding, effortless dosing, and newcomers who want zero mess.

10-count ($24.99) & 30-count ($59.99) pouches.

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Dandy 50 mg extract capsules, 30-count bottle Dandy 90 mg extract capsules, 30-count bottle
POCKET PRECISION · ZERO TASTE

EXTRACT CAPSULES

50 mg & 90 mg Mitragynine Strengths

Concentrated Mitragyna speciosa extract encapsulated in 100% plant-based veggie caps. Zero flavor, zero preparation, and completely portable. Available in two labeled strengths so you can compare the amount per capsule before you choose.

Ideal for
Commuting, busy office schedules, gym bags, and experienced botanical consumers who prefer swallowing a capsule over eating a gummy.

10-count & 30-count bottles, starting at $28.99.

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Dandy leaf powder pouch with a scoop of powder
TRADITIONAL · FULL-SPECTRUM

RAW LEAF POWDER

100% Pure Crushed & Micronized Leaf

Pure, unextracted Mitragyna speciosa leaf harvested from mature Southeast Asian trees and milled into an ultra-fine, velvety powder. Retains the complete, unadulterated full-spectrum matrix of all 40+ naturally occurring alkaloids.

Ideal for
Purists, traditional toss-and-wash routines, custom citrus tea brews, and the lowest cost per milligram.

100g & 250g resealable pouches, starting at $34.99.

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THE BOTANICAL MECHANISM

THE AMOUNT CHANGES THE EXPERIENCE.

People report both stimulating and sedating effects from kratom. The amount is one factor; the product and your own response matter too. A milligram figure describes the contents, not a guaranteed feeling.

GEAR 01 · LOWER AMOUNT

ENERGY & ALERTNESS

Compare the labeled strength per gummy or capsule.

Reports of lower amounts include increased energy and alertness. Kratom and caffeine act differently in the body. Rapid heart rate is a reported side effect.

GEAR 02 · HIGHER AMOUNT

RELAXATION & SEDATION

Higher strength does not guarantee a better experience.

People also report relaxation and sedating effects. Drowsiness and confusion are possible, and the amount that produces an effect varies. A 90 mg capsule contains more mitragynine than a 35 mg gummy; they are not interchangeable serving recommendations.

READ THE NIH OVERVIEW OF KRATOM ↗

TOTAL TRANSPARENCY

OPEN THE REPORT. CHECK THE NUMBERS.

Find the batch number on your package and open the matching potency report. The published PDFs identify the sample and its measured alkaloid content, so you can compare the report with the label yourself.

  1. Potency Per Serving

    See the measured mitragynine content per gummy, capsule or powder serving. Compare it with the strength printed on the label.

  2. Alkaloid Profile

    The reports also list 7-hydroxymitragynine and other measured alkaloids. Read the values at the precision shown in the original report.

  3. Match Your Batch

    Use the batch number from your package to find its report below. If you cannot find a match, send our team a photo of the code.

  4. Know the Report’s Scope

    These documents report potency. They do not include heavy metal, microbial or residual solvent panels. Contact our team for other testing records.

PUBLISHED POTENCY REPORT

Issued by Outpost Brands Quality Control

Batch
N11271
Product
Mixed Berry Gummies
Report date
Batch N11271 results
Mitragynine 36.6 mg / gummy
7-Hydroxymitragynine 0.00 mg/g
0.00%
Heavy metals Not included in this report
Microbial panel Not included in this report

This sample report shows potency results only. Values are shown at the report’s printed precision.

OPEN REPORT N11271 (PDF) ↗

Enter the batch # from your pouch (e.g., N11271).

VIEW LIVE LAB REPORTS (COAS) →
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THE STORY BEHIND THE MASK

WHY IS THERE A RACCOON ON EVERYTHING?

When we designed Dandy, brand consultants suggested we use a sterile pharmaceutical cross or a minimalist silhouette of someone meditating on a mountaintop.

We passed. It felt like corporate dress-up.

Instead, we chose Rocky the Raccoon.

Rocky is resourceful, sharp-eyed, and has exceptionally high standards for what he puts in his paws. More importantly, he has zero patience for nonsense, spin, or pretension.

Rocky inspects IDs at our 21+ age gate, rides on the side of our delivery trucks, and flexes on every pouch.

Rocky’s rule: check the label, then open the batch report.
  • 21+ Gatekeeper
  • Zero Corporate Spin
  • Discerning Standards
RESPONSIBLE BOTANICALS

WE’LL TELL YOU WHEN NOT TO BUY.

Honest brands know their boundaries. We love what kratom does, but it is not for everyone, and we refuse to sell it like candy.

  • Adults 21+ Only

    Rocky the Raccoon checking adult identification

    Rocky checks IDs at the door. Kratom is an adult botanical intended solely for mature wellness routines.

  • Respecting State & Local Laws

    We strictly comply with state and municipal regulations. We cannot and do not ship to Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wisconsin, or restricted counties/cities. Check before you order.

  • Start Low & Respect the Plant

    Read the label before you choose a strength. Follow the product directions; do not assume a capsule and a gummy contain the same amount.

  • Do Not Mix

    Never combine kratom with alcohol, prescription sedatives, or other central nervous system depressants.

  • Schedule Days Off

    Regular use can lead to tolerance and dependence. Days off do not eliminate those risks.

Rocky the Raccoon peeking over the guarantee OUR PROMISE

DON'T GET ON WITH IT? WE REFUND IT.

If your first order isn’t for you, contact our team within 30 days of delivery for a refund. No return shipment is required. Read the returns policy for the full details.

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